So, get this:

a week after they said it would happen, there's this grand get-together at Joint Base Elmendorf-Richardson in Alaska.

Presidents Trump and Putin Make Their Entrance

They make their grand entrance, red carpet and all, with fighter jets zooming above them—totally movie-worthy stuff, right?

But despite all the glitz, it kinda felt like someone forgot to write the script. I mean, they managed to set up the stage in time, but the actual talks? Not so groundbreaking.

The Show vs. Substance

The whole shebang seemed more about the photo ops than any tangible outcomes. And that's the tea.

You'd think after all the travel these big guys did to get to the middle of nowhere (no offense, Alaska), something monumental would've gone down. But, nah. They had this huge banner that said "Pursuing Peace," and yet, I don’t remember hearing Trump even whisper the word 'peace.' Quite the paradox, huh?

Trump's Post-Summit Assessment

Trump was pretty brief and not super thrilled in his chat afterward. He confessed they agreed on a bunch, but about those 'big ones'? Apparently still a long road ahead. He kept it pretty vague, didn't spill much beans.

Before this summit, Trump was all about grabbing a ceasefire. But then, he kinda backpedaled, making it seem like this meet was more about just sniffing around, testing waters for another round of chit-chat.

Global Reactions

Global reactions? Mixed bag. Hope here, disappointment there, especially outside of Russia. And despite all those expectations, Trump pushed back on slapping Russia with tougher sanctions, thanks to Putin's dance around the whole ceasefire deal with Ukraine.

When Fox News poked him about it, Trump was like, 'I’m not even thinking about that right now.' Classic, right?

Political Backlash

Then you have Senator Jeanne Shaheen throwing some serious shade, saying Trump got played by Putin again. She's far from thrilled about rolling out the red carpet for, in her words, 'a murderous dictator' and getting zilch in return. She's pushing for Congress to bring down the hammer with some hefty sanctions if Trump won't.

And guess what? There’s talk about a three-way summit with Zelenskyy joining the gang. Senators here are divided – some are hopeful, others, well, not so much. They think either this meeting turns things around or, if it flops, Trump might just come down hard on Putin and friends.

After everything, Trump suggested it’s now up to Zelenskyy to 'get it done,' whatever that means. But man, the vibes in Kyiv? Not exactly popping champagne bottles.

Zelenskyy’s Position

Zelenskyy, on his part, seems ready for a D.C. rendezvous to hash out the nitty-gritty of ending the war, calling for solid support from Europe and the U.S.

And let’s not forget Putin, right? Despite being basically an international fugitive with those ICC warrants out, he’s out there trying to craft his narrative, hoping Europe doesn’t mess up his plans. Meanwhile, European leaders aren't exactly buying what he’s selling, and are pretty vocal about it.

The Aftermath

So there you have it. Tons of talks, a dash of hope, a sprinkle of tension, and a whole lot of waiting to see what comes next. Stay tuned, folks!